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Peanut Better

27 Jan
Peanut Butter! In a jar!!

Peanut Butter! In a jar!!

We will never buy commercial peanut butter again.

Last January, I was newly pregnant and working the night shift reorganizing the store and was constantly in need of protein-filled snacks. We had a 30% discount on items in the snack aisle, so I bought myself the biggest container of honey roasted peanuts we had. Which is pretty big. I wanna say it was a full pound of peanuts. Which was more than I could eat in the time I was working there, and then it sat in our pantry at home as I got paranoid about fetuses and allergens, and then babies and allergens.

And then finally, I got tired of looking at it, stumbled on this blog post, and figured it was time to get rid of the giant pantry-hog.

Which brings us to our year-old tub of peanuts which turned into this magnificent jar of peanut butter, with a slightly stale flavor.

Okay, look, I know store-bought is better than stale, but I can see the potential in this peanut butter. Which is why I added oil, to replace the oil that had staled out (am I making up words again? I am). And then I added cinnamon and a little extra honey (which was crystallized from age) because I am just that decadent. And then we spread it on stale wheat thins and ate them. Because that is the state of our pantry.

So I guess what I’m saying is that this is a recipe for turning stale pantry items into something edible.



None. It’s peanut butter. However, if you have a peanut allergy, you should probably not make this. Also, you should probably never eat anything from my kitchen.

Helpfully, MOMs even sells their peanuts with peanut butter in mind.

Helpfully, MOMs even sells their peanuts with peanut butter in mind.


Put peanuts in the food processor.

Step 1: Put peanuts in the food processor.

Put peanuts in food processor. Turn on. Turn off periodically to keep motor from overheating. Keep processing.

Step 2: Keep going... I know, it looks like it isn't going to work. Trust me.

Step 2: Keep going… I know, it looks like it isn’t going to work. Trust me.

Maybe throw some flavors in that thing. Keep processing. Look! You made peanut butter!

Step 3: Peanut Butter!

Step 3: Peanut Butter!



Birthday Cake for Megan!

22 Jul

When you’ve got a dairy allergy, getting a good birthday cake can be hard. It usually means either a) spending a fortune at a vegan bakery (assuming you can even find one), b) having a friend make one for you, or c) making it yourself.

I learned to bake because I like baked things, and the only way to safely have them is to do it myself. I’m also one of those masochistic bakers who really only gets excited about a challenge. My meringue pies usually have a full 4″ of meringue on top. I made six types of macaroons until I found one that was good enough for my standards. So when I was deciding what type of birthday cake I wanted this year, for my last birthday without children, when I’ve got a ton of time at home, I went a little crazy.

Holy crap! I made that!

I went through my three standby cookbooks, searching for The Perfect Recipe. I narrowed it down to the Deep, Dark Chocolate Cake with Ganache and Chocolate Ruffles from BakeWise (it’s the image on the cover, actually) or Smitten Kitchen’s Chocolate Peanut Butter Cake. Turns out, the chocolate ruffles need a pasta roller to get the modeling chocolate nice and thin, so that one will have to wait until I own or can borrow a pasta roller. So Chocolate Peanut Butter it is! (Oh, the hardship!)

Deb recommends a sour cream based chocolate cake for that one, which I’m sure is lovely, but sour cream is one of the harder dairy items to substitute. So I looked for a replacement decadent chocolate, and ended up (still with her site) with the Double Chocolate Layer Cake. So now I’ve set myself up to make a chocolate-buttermilk layer cake with a peanut butter cream cheese icing and a chocolate peanut butter ganache… dairy free. Some days even I think I’m crazy. Oh, and the cake also calls for two 10″ pans, which I don’t own. So we’re doing it in 8″ round pans, which this chart tells me will make FIVE 8″ rounds.

Somebody stop me.

Look, I’m not going to lie to you. This cake took pretty much all day to make. We started the batter after breakfast, around 10am. Aside from a break for lunch, a break for a shower, and a quick beer run, it’s what I did with the entire day. I finished icing the cake about 5:30pm, then popped it in the fridge to chill. This is not your every day cake. This is a Special Occasion Cake. I probably won’t make something this elaborate again until Thanksgiving. Ben says I should make this same cake again, but I’ve never been good at repeats.

By the way, do you see the slice taken out of that top image? It took five of us to eat that much of this cake, and it wasn’t easy. When I say this cake is rich, I’m not exaggerating.

Clearly, we need a bigger oven. Or fewer layers. Nope, definitely a bigger oven.


The cake batter calls for 3 ounces “fine quality semi-sweet chocolate” and 1 1/2 cups “well-shaken buttermilk”. As far as potential dairy sources on a cake recipe, we’re doing pretty good. There are a number of good non-dairy chocolates out there — I actually used Baker’s, because that’s what we keep on hand, but the Ghiradelli semi-sweet chocolate chips are also usually okay. As always, check the packaging before you buy. I hate when they reformulate without telling you.

As for buttermillk, you can now find coconut milk kefirs, which I am told taste quite similar to buttermilk. We used So Delicious Coconut Yogurt Beverage, although I think you could probably also use soy or coconut yogurt diluted down with soy/coconut milk. Seriously, I don’t know what’s wrong with you dairy-eating people, but I checked the expiration date at least three times after I opened it. Ben swears that’s just what yogurt-related products smell like. I was very concerned, but I added it to the batter anyways.

The icing gets a little more complex, but not too much so. The peanut butter cream cheese frosting uses a Tofutti cream cheese, which I’ve even used successfully in the past for a cheesecake. And the Chocolate Peanut Butter Glaze calls for heavy cream, which I swapped out with unsweetened Mimicreme.

Somehow, we ended up with only 3 layers instead of 5. Also, they’ve got the density of a neutron star.


Instead of reprinting the whole thing here, I’ll direct you straight to Deb’s Smitten Kitchen for the recipes. The layers are from the Double Chocolate Layer Cake, and the two frostings are in her Chocolate Peanut Butter Cake recipe, and the substitutions are pretty straight-forward. I also really recommend taking a look at some of her notes on baking. They really do help the process.

If you’d like the recipe with dairy substitutions but no other comments or notes in an easily printed format (for use while cooking), here’s the version I used: Double Chocolate Layer Cake (docx file)